WE ARE ON FOR
VIENTIANNE, LAOS
DECEMBER 20TH - 22ND
2008
(SATURDAY TO MONDAY)
PLEASE NOTE THAT THESE ARE AMENDED
DATES.
The reason being Airasia only
flies to/from Vientianne on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Therefore,
those who only want to do the 'short' trip can fly in on Saturday, December
20, and return on Tuesday, December 23.
PLEASE SEE THE ITINERARY
PAGE FOR A TENTATIVE PROGRAMME BY THE HARES AND A SIDE TOUR ORGANISED
BY OPERA.
MEANWHILE............
A SPECIAL REPORT
OF THE LAST SHOT 7 IN ANYER
SOLSTICE HASH
ON TOUR
RUN # 7
Venue: Jakarta/Anyer, Indonesia
June 19-21, 2008

After a slow build-up,
the number of participants signing up for SHOT # 7 in Jakarta/Anyer/Krakatoa
went up like the proverbial crescendo in the last month, doubling up
to about 120 participants. This number represents the 2nd largest group
for any SHOT, only outnumbered by SHOT # 5 in Hanoi, which elicited
146 participants. It helps that there are 4 daily flights into Jakarta,
and tickets remained reasonable till almost the eve of event.
Krakatoa off in the distance, still
active
Participants were spoilt for choices regarding
flight awere flying in on various different flights, some electing to
get in a day or two earlier, while the vast majority arrived on the
Friday, June 19th. The long SHOT weekend has now taken on a regular
routine, with the Registration Party on Friday evening, main Joint Run
with the local hash on Saturday, and a fun/hangover run on Sunday, culminating
with the usual boisterous circle at a bar/eatery.
The evening of Friday, June 19, saw a big congregation of hashers down
by the foyer, or just milling around at the entrance, of the Hotel Melawai
in Block M, the entertainment district of Jakarta. Robin Cox, Liz Tan,
and a few others who arrived a day earlier, have the presence of mind
to recce the venue for the Registration Party, the Everest
Bar, owned by fellow hasher Anish Sake Shakya who is of
Nepalese origin. This proved to be a clever initiative, as the venue
was some 1.2km and many turns away! A detailed description was provided
on copied paper, and this ensured that we could all make it to the party
without losing our way en route. The registration of participants, distribution
of freebies comprising a t-shirt and sarong, and collection of payment
for all the events lined up for the 3 days, charged at only RM180 per
pax, was ably handled by volunteer Liz and Nan, and fantastic entertainment
was provided courtesy of the bar, although the finger food proffered
was, well, finger-sized! Needless to say, at the end of the party, many
sauntered off to eateries on the way back to the hotel.

Everest Bar, Block M, spot the SHOT
banners?
Early on the morning of
Saturday June 20, hashers were all raring to set off for Anyer/Krakatau,
not wanting to miss the buses, which were due to depart at 9am. We piled
onto 2 big buses, and 4 smaller vans, and the journey took 3 1/2 hours,
finally arriving at the 5-star Marbello Hotel in Anyer at 12.30pm. There
was some consternation when the reception claimed they didnt receive
the required room reservation, but this was later settled to our satisfaction
when
the shortfalls were made up for with penthouse suites! Most
were nicely surprised that we were charged 3-star rates for a 5-star
facility, thanks to the superb effort of the hares for the weekend,
John Lavelle and Chu Chu, working in tandem with local Krakatau hasher
Craig.
More confusion reigned when the transports to the run site did not arrive
to pick us. It later transpired that the same buses that took us from
Jakarta were to deliver us to the run site, but due to a lack of communication,
the drivers were not properly informed, and have taken off, leaving
us in the lurch. Some quick thinking by Kamikaze led to the hares being
contacted, and cattle trucks were dispatched as transports.
Hashers were tickled pink to be corralled onto the open-top trucks,
packed like sardines but in good humor due to the air of festivities,
like clowns being led to the circus, which caused a lot of amusement
to the kampong folks as we were whisked off along the narrow coastal
road to the run site about 20km away. On hand to welcome us to the run
site were a horde of around 60 local hashers belonging to the Krakatau
Hash, who mostly hailed from Jakarta. Some were familiar faces who have
had stints in Kuala Lumpur in earlier years, so there was plenty of
camaraderie and hand shaking.
The hares and local hashers then jumped
into their cars and led the way to the starting point of the runs, some
6 8 km down the road further east from Anyer. We were deposited
in the middle of a kampong, given a very quick briefing by hare John
Lavelle about how to get onto the Walk, Medium and long runs, and promptly
set off with gusto down the track towards the paddy fields.
For those who chose the medium run, it was a wise decision, as we have
lost invaluable time due to the transportation problem, and daylight
was falling fast. The long run, which was logged at more than 12km,
took the runners along a series of jungle-clad hills, mostly following
its ridge lines, but at times through valleys and contours, making the
going most arduous. By the time the front pack crested the final plateau,
it was dusk, and the precipitous descend was painfully slow. The home
trail finally leveled out at the lower reaches, passing through some
orchards and kampongs in pitch darkness. The last ¾ km before
finishing at the run site was torturous, as the trail went along paddy
bunds with width of only about 10 inches and, coupled with the poor
visibility, led us to lose our balance and splash into the water-logged
fields repeatedly. Except for the first three finishers, most of the
rest reached the run site more than 3 hrs after commencing the run,
utterly exhausted from the exertions and falls.
The stand pipe at the
run site was a huge relief, allowing us to clean up our muck-caked bodies
and freshening sufficiently, then changed into hash garb for the circle.
The jointly held circle
between the Krakatau Hash and SHOT was grippingly-hilarious as usual,
with all kinds of charges, real or imagined, leveled by the various
Grandmasters on purported sinners and miscreants, who were unceremoniously
sentenced to down-downs with the Bintang beers and the obligatory
SHOT shot.
The whole crowd then adjourned
to the Dragon Restaurant opposite the Marbello Hotel for the On On.
For the main protagonists of the weekend hares John, Chu Chu,
GMs Kamikaze & Opera, as well as the local hare FKG
Shirley and SHOT volunteers Nai Kwong and Ah Meng, there was no respite,
as one of our own Dr. Jagjit has still not returned to
the run site from the run. It was 11.30pm, some 7 hours since the run
started. We again changed into hash gears, complete with torches and
bottles of mineral water, and headed back to the starting point, breaking
up into 3 teams to increase the chances and possibly reduce the time
it will take searching for him. One of the teams went in from the home
trail, another took a path straight to intersect the mid-point of the
run at the plateau, whilst the last retraced the run from the starting
point.

It was well after 1am when a call came
in on the mobile from the first party that the straggler has been found,
somewhat disoriented from exhaustion and dehydration, with a twisted
ankle, the latter accounting for his excruciatingly slow pace and eventual
fall down a slope and losing the paper trail. There was no time for
jubilation, however, and we ambled back to the run site, and were then
driven back to the hotel, arriving well after 3am, completely knackered.
Sunday mornings hangover
point-to-point run, started from the Marbello Hotels foyer, ostensibly
for a 5km easy run to the Blue Moon Bar, which is part-owned by the
infamous Nick Leeson, whose now well-chronicled single-handed exploits
in derivative trading bankrupted the august 2-century old Barings Bank,
a demolition unprecedented in the annals of the British banking industry.
The promise of a 5km easy run, of course, was a ruse to work up our
thirst for the amber liquid, for it was timed when the sun was almost
at its zenith, easily 7km in length, passing through the paddy sawahs,
a long stretch of beach, under the unrelenting heat of the scotching
sun. The hares objective, of course, was attained, as the throngs
those who actually did the run guzzled up the golden nectar
like thirsty camels upon reaching the finishing point at the Blue Moon
Bar.
The atmosphere was one of carefree relaxation,
as we lazed around the lawn and partook of the scrumptious buffet lunch
provided, enjoying the Bintangs servedby delectable
promoters.

Jon entertaining the troops
The circle was entertaining as usual, and Jon Button
was at his usual best belting out quick-fire numbers, much to the astonishment
and delight of the adoring crowd. An inspired Opera later came out with
an award to the 2 SHOTers deemed to have given most constructive suggestions
for the weekend, and named them hares-in-waiting for SHOT
# 9, slated for June 2009 (SHOT # 8 having been set for Vientiane in
Laos, with Jimmy Leggett as chief hare). Lillian Wee and Wendy Lum has
the enviable reputation of receiving this prized honor.

With the completion of
all SHOT events, about 20 chose to return home on the Sunday, while
the rest stayed for another indulgent night. The same transports turned
up on Monday morning, and delivered us to the Jakarta airport. While
the majority went back to KL, about 30 headed to Solo for a post-SHOT
excursion to tour the world-famous Borobudor temple complex and other
attractions thereabout, eventually returning via Jogjakarta by another
AirAsia flight.
All in all another great SHOT weekend. Many thanks to our hares John
and Choo, our sponsors AirAsia, Everest Bar, and Blue Moon Bars.
On On to Vientiane, Laos,
December 20-22, 2008!!!